Jim Carrey + Carla Gugino + PENGUINS.
Jim Carrey on the set of A Series of Unfortunate Events.
On his Segway.
Dear Reader, There are people in the world who know no misery and woe. And they take comfort in cheerful films about twittering birds and giggling elves. There are people who know that there’s always a mystery to be solved. And they take comfort in researching and writing down any important evidence. But this story is not about such people. This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there’s always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed
Something, something, something…
Music builds to a crescendo, ending on the right foot and strike a Fosse!
Not exactly what I was going for, but you get the idea.
