I’m still waiting for my image limit to reset so I can keep going with LUV-XURY so have a DJ OZMA video
this is Masurao, in which primarily Ozma sings about men’s asses and being a dandy, and the ‘aesthetics of men’ and things that are ‘fat and long’ and outright says ‘with you on board, I’m really horny! a man is priceless’, and there’s cowboys in gold g-strings and the most unsubtle phallic imagery I have seen in my entire life
he sings about women very briefly and it fools absolutely nobody because the last verse is basically ‘MEN ARE REALLY HOT AND I WANT TO KISS THEM’
it’s pretty excellent to say the least
EVERYONE, MY BABE
Pretty much my favorite Ozma track. Right here. YEP.


would legit dress and style my hair like this every day if I could
WHY AM I NOT A RIDICULOUSLY WEALTHY JAPANESE MAN WITH BADLY BLEACHED HAIR AND A HORRIBLE PERSONALITY
well I guess I have the horrible personality bit down whoops
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS
They want to tell Obama about the gracefulness of Japan.
Gracefulness of Japan
SSH JUST COME
Because my tumblr needs more Yajima.
BEST MUSIC VIDEO. EVER.
MAKE SURE YOU’RE LISTENING TO THIS WHILE I POST THESE NEXT PICS
DRINKIN’ BOYS!!!!
I just kneed myself in the face, I think it’s time to go to bed
so with that, I leave you all with one of my favourite pictures of my favourite bitchy, rude, conceited and generally horrible person (that exists, technically)
GLORIOUS